Don’t Become a Cartoon Character

When I was six years old my entire extended family on my mom’s side took a collective trip to Disney World. Looking back, the only real memory I have from the experience is being so tired and jet lagged that one of my brothers and I fell asleep face first in our personal-pan pizzas from Pizza hut. If only cell phones and their attendant cameras had been around then, right?

While I don’t have any permanent moments from the trip, other members of my extended family all have varying things. One family in particular had hand-drawn caricatures in their hallway for years. They were the kind seen fairly often at carnivals and amusement parks. The artist did a quick sketch that got the basic proportions of each person correct and then over exaggerated one or more of their key features. If the person’s face wasn’t unique enough, then the artist would typically insert a drawing of them performing their favorite activity.

Ryan Gosling Caricature

Obviously in the correct context, these things can be a lot of fun. We may be self-conscious about our long necks, large noses, or odd face shape, but when we see it depicted so well and so cartoonishly, we can’t help but relax our self image a bit.

However, in the wrong setting, an over pronunciation of any attribute can serve as a distraction. I’ll give you an example from my own recent experience.

Tanner Short Beard

I’ve had a beard off and on (mostly on) since 2007. I look like I’m 15 without it and it helps to define a non-existing jaw line for me. I’m lucky enough to have a full beard that comes in evenly and well. Up until last October, I’ve always worn it short and well-trimmed. I worked in a more corporate environment and never really had the inclination to allow it to grow past the horrible itchy phase. But, for some reason this last fall I decided I wanted to grow it out.

At first no one really took notice. The change was subtle enough that it had to get pretty long to catch on. However, after a month’s worth of growth beyond my usual trimming, it started to get a lot of positive comments and reinforcement. I posted this picture on Facebook:

Tanner Medium Beard

quite a few old friends came out of the woodwork to tell me they liked my beard. At that point I enjoyed the compliments almost as much as I enjoyed the underhanded comments I’d get from my mother (it doesn’t matter how old I get, I still love getting a reaction out of her). I was past the point where it itched, and it became something I was comfortable with. I enjoyed the contrast of a full beard against the sharp lines of my haircut. It was a good mix of Rugged into my normally Refined and Rakish aesthetic.

So I just let it keep going. It got long enough that I started to need to shampoo and condition it, use a beard oil (review coming soon), and even have my barber trim it and give it shape for me when he cut my hair.

Tanner Long Beard

It got so long and curly that I started to look like Cthulhu. At one point the responses from people changed. I became the beard guy and it completely overshadowed everything else about me. It started to affect my relationship with clients at work, friends and family, and even casual acquaintances. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like people started to talk down to me or criticize me. What they did do was start seeing me as just a beard. It became a topic of conversation every time I spoke with someone I hadn’t seen in more than a week. It was a distraction for other people and an overbearing character trait for me.

I had become a living, breathing version of the caricatures done at Disney World. The rest of who I was had started to turn into a simple back drop for my beard.

This isn’t to say there’s anything objectively wrong with a long, full beard. Nor is there anything wrong with pushing the envelope of a man’s own comfort zone and that of those around him. The breaking point for me was when it became the most dominant part of who I was to most people beyond my close family and friends. I was the “beard guy.”

In the past I’ve written about how to dress when a man wants to be the focus of attention and how to dress when he wants his clothing to be the main draw. My beard had taken me so far into the latter camp that it didn’t matter what else I did in the former. I could wear a solid suit, white shirt, dark tie, and dark shoes to a funeral, in a fit and cut that didn’t look extremely fashion-forward nor outdated, and I’d still just be the “beard guy” to everyone else who was there.

It’s not just beards that create this effect. It can be tattoos, jewelry, loud clothing, always wearing the same colored shirt, or any number of good concepts taken to excess.

men's stacked bracelets

tattoos and suits

pitti cape

As men start to dress better it’s easy to get caught up in the enthusiasm of doing so. It’s an area so vague and unfamiliar to many of us that the positive responses we get from people become addicting. As a result, it becomes easier and easier to seek that high by always trying to step up our game to the next level – and that’s what creates the world of high fashion and trendiness. The end goal shifts from being well-dressed to being unique enough to get attention – and, while there’s room for that at the right place and the right time, it shouldn’t be a constant display from any man.

If you’re looking for a brand that can represent the fact that you’re a man who shapes the world in his image, I suggest giving Alfred Dunhill a try. From bags, to tailored suits, from stationary, to simple support of men who act deliberately, their products and lifestyle help tell the world you’ve arrived.

Meet The Author


Tanner is the founder and primary author of Masculine Style. He lives in Salt Lake City, Utah with his wife and two kids, and helps run Beckett & Robb - a men's clothing company built around custom suits and shirts.
  • http://www.themormonman.com Wade Arave

    Great post. As a kid I always tried to stand out with my clothing, wearing bizarre combinations in hopes to attract attention (it didn’t work). For me there was clear line between the boy and the man. The boy in me seeks attention through outside means, while the man understands that worthwhile attention is because of who I am. Clothing needs to accent who I am not take my place.

    • MasculineStyle

      The important thing is balance. There are certainly times when dressing aggressively can benefit a man, but doing so all of the time is what hurts him.

  • mark giblin

    Excellent post Tanner. I agree with your thought process. Excellent supporting photos. What have you decided to do with your beard? Shave or trim? Or a combination of both?

    • MasculineStyle

      When I first trimmed it I went back down to summer length. I think I’ll keep it between that and the mid length until it starts to warm up more.

  • Deke

    This is such a timely post for me. I’ve had a beard more often than not ever since I first grew one back in high school simply because I like the way I look better with one. I generally trim it every 1-2 weeks to keep it at a tidy length. Well, back in November I just decided to let it go…for over 3 months. Everyone liked it (including myself), but I started feeling the same way you describe. I think the point when I finally decided to trim it back down was when I went out with some friends and happened to wear a buffalo plaid patterned shirt. People I had never met were calling me lumber jack through out the night. It didn’t upset me or anything, it just made me realize that the beard had pretty much become my identity. I love my beard, but screw that noise.

    • MasculineStyle

      It’s a good distinction to make. I was never upset by it either. However, the attention on my beard ended up being something that distracted from (or at least made it more difficult to obtain) my goals. I was self handicapping when I didn’t need to be.

      Some men may not see their style or their grooming in that light and that’s great. I’m not objectively saying any long beard is a bad thing. Simply that everything in life has it’s trade offs, and becoming a caricature may not be one of them that’s worth it.

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