Gaudy Knots

by Tanner

I’ve seen a few of these elaborate tie knots making the rounds over the last couple of weeks. At first it was just on Pinterest – which is largely women just posting up pictures of how they wish their men would dress – so I wasn’t too worried about these actually catching on.

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But more and more I’m seeing other men and bloggers giving these their best attempt. Gaudy knots are ridiculous. There is nothing more classic or conservative than a tie and trying to modernize it with a new, crazy knot is going to make you look more like you attend cosplay events than live in the real world with the rest of us.

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Gaudy knots are like bluetooth headpieces – nope, those actually can serve a purpose, they’re like cell phone belt clips, they’re a retarded attempt to look like you’re a modern business man when you really just look like a monkey.

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