I’ve seen a lot of creative options for bottle openers but these take the cake.

Imagine being at the beach with a bridesmaid you picked up from your buddy’s shoreline wedding. You’re in your three-piece suit with your bow tie undone hanging low and you’ve left the jacket somewhere. She grabs a couple of bottles and giggles as she tries and fails to open one. You nonchalantly grab the bottle out of her hand and pull one of these out of your collar, use it to pop it open, take a big swig, and ask her what’s she’s going to do for you before to earn an open bottle of her own.

PS. Don’t forget I’m running a deal on Basic Consultations all month this month as a back-to-school special.